Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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