he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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