fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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