Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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