she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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