Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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