Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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