no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just tell him i said nine months
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
