Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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