I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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