Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize