i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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