Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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