I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You need Xanax blowdarts
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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