I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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