Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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