it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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