he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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