we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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