Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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