I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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