It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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