So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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