I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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