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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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