Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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