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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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