I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Your penis caused this!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize