I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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