yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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