I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
