Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Two words: nipple clamps
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