I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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