You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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