no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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