Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We talked him into tasing himself.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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