yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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