It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i've created a new STD.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
