What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
