This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
pray to the hookup gods
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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