We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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