Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Randomize
