I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
