Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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