i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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