We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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