Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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