Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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