is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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