ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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