Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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